Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows : Part 1

I read today in the LA Times that Disney is super excited about their new movie "Tangled", which is an animated film loosely based on the fairy tale Rapunzel. The reason for the flush is the film's take over the weekend; just over 48 million, which is very close to the weekend take of the newest Harry Potter film; just over 49 million. As I read it, I chuckled, because apparently the staff at the Times not only have a problem with writing, but also a problem with mathematics.
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows : Part 1, grossed 24 million from it's Thursday midnight showing alone, the third most successful such showing ever. It went on to gross over 125 million over the opening weekend, the sixth most lucrative opening weekend. All in all, the series has made over 1.82 billion, and the next installment looks to overtake the current record of 1.9 billion, set by the "Star Wars" films. No, really, "Tangled" has a great chance.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all back, and with the evil Voldemort and his death-eaters hot on their trail, they hurry to locate and destroy the remaining horcruxes in an attempt to weaken the dark wizard before the eventual showdown comes. If you're a fan, you're a fan, and no other background info is necessary. If you're not, you must at least have an understanding of who the good guys are and who the bad guys are, and may I recommend that you set aside a day to catch up on the films. They are all available.
These movies appeal to audiences because we have grown up with the characters for the past ten years. Save the loss of the original Dumbeldore, (of which I do prefer the original, may he R.I.P.), every major character has returned in every film. We, as viewers, respect that. It shows us that the film cares, and (obviously) we respond in kind. (Wink to "Lord of the Rings")
Most people say the same thing when I discuss the film, 'They've gotten so dark'. With all due respect to my acquaintances,... freaking duh! If you read the books or even follow the timeline with a bit of common sense, you would know that as you follow young wizards, eventually, they become adult wizards, and the danger gets more intense, the bad guys more scary. It was a great movie, and I can't wait for the finale. The ultimate showdown is next, good vs. evil. Unfortunately, we're going to have to wait until July 2011 to see it.

Megamind

I am a fan of animated pictures. I grew up on Disney films, and to this day I can still recite every word of "The Little Mermaid" - including the song lyrics. (Don't judge me.) Disney, however, seemed a little slow to upgrade their technology, that is, until they paired with Pixar, and the movies got even better. Everybody loved "Finding Nemo", and don't even get me started on "The Incredibles" - classic. But Dreamworks has had their name on a few winners as well, "Shrek" & "Kung Fu Panda" so when I learned the amount of money that the newest animated comedy from Dreamworks was bringing in (over $46 mil & counting) I figured it had to be good.
Will Ferrell is the voice of Megamind, an evil, brilliantly dim-witted mastermind. After a very "Superman" - like childhood trauma, both a young Megamind and a young Metro Man (voice by Brad Pitt) are flung to Earth. Megamind landed in a prison, Metro Man, in a mansion. Naturally, you can assume the upbringing differed a bit. Lifelong enemies battled again and again, until one day, unbelievably, Megamind suceeds, and finds that without an enemy, a criminal mastermind's life is pretty empty.
I must admit there were moments of levity, but none that would stick in my mind after the lights came back on. Pitt should probably stick to feature films, not voice overs. Ferrell pulled it off well, as did David Cross as 'Minion' I hope they both keep doing more animation work. Overall, it was a kids' movie. I'm not saying that's necessarily a bad thing, (or an unprofitable thing, it only costs $10 mil to produce) It's just that I feel the mark of a truly unforgettable animated feature is it's ability to appeal not only to the children, but to adolescents and adults. I didn't feel that broad spectrum appeal here. I enjoyed "Despicable Me" more. My recommendation is that this is a rental, not a purchase.

Red

Strap yourselves in for a 111 minute bad-ass thrill ride! From director Robert Schwentke, who broght us "The Time Traveler's Wife" and tv show "Lie To Me", comes the latest Bruce Willis action adventure. Willis portrays Frank Moses, who, like many of his other comrades, is retired CIA. The film's title "Red" actually stands originally as R.E.D.- retired, extremely dangerous. Enough said.

Frank Moses is retired. Retired and extremely bored. He sits in his home, literally, watching the minutes tick by. His only social interaction with the outside world is with a clerk in the agency's retirement benifits department, Sarah Ross, (Mary-Louise Parker -"Weeds" & "Fried Green Tomatoes") who finds herself falling for a man she's never met. She is constantly apologizing for the pension checks that are not arriving, even though Moses is actually tearing them up just to have a reason to call again. When a deadly firing squad make short work of his home, naturally Moses makes short work of them, and he goes on the run, trying to discern who is out to get him and along the way, to recruit the old gang.

His first stop, naturally, is Sarah's apartment. She is less than enthusiastic to see a strange man in her home. With her in tow, we are introduced one by one to an all star cast of retirees, who aren't technically as retired as they seem. Joe Matheson, (Morgan Freeman - "Shawshank Redemption" & "The Bucket List") is plucked from his nursing home, where he spends most of his time checkin out nurses. Marvin Boggs, (John Malkovich -"Rounders" & "Con Air") he picks up in the bayou, where a lifetime of paranoia finally pays off. And finally, Victoria (Helen Mirren - "The Queen" & "National Treasure 2") who admits as she reveals her hidden automatic weapon, that she occasionally takes 'jobs on the side'. Every actor is perfect for their role. An all star cast, combined with an action-packed script. A great time, a great movie!

Salt

After watching, I completely understand why the role was originally written for Tom Cruise. This movie was Mission Impossible 4. Lucky for Angelina Jolie, the script was rewritten and retitled for a female lead. Director Phillip Noyce ("The Saint" & "The Bone Collector") managed to insert all the trademarks of a spy film. You never know until the completion who the real traitor is, almost comically unrealistic actions scenes, and of course, the fake face disguise that gets torn off once they have infiltrated the building. Angelina is Evelyn Salt, a CIA agent respected by her peers and boss. One day a Russian spy walks into their offices and reveals a plot is in the works to assassinate the president of Russia at a funeral in New York City. The name of the spy who will pull the trigger: Evelyn Salt. Naturally, she will stop at nothing to clear her name, and we follow her along her deadly and quick paced journey. Jolie might not have been my first pick for the role, but considering her kick ass job in the movie "Wanted", she's qualified enough to play a female action hero. I am mystified, however, by her hair. She goes through wig after wig in this film, and I wonder, at the age of 35, has she become so emaciated that her real hair is no longer camera worthy? Though predictable, the movie had some good sequences. I recommend it for renting, not necessarily for purchase.

The Last Exorcism

The newspaper was full of praise for this film by no-name director Daniel Stamm, and actor-turned-producer Eli Roth ("Inglorious Basterds" & "Piranha"). As usual, the movie DID NOT live up to the hype. "The scariest movie of the summer" turned out to be the biggest let down of the summer. I should have realized that something was amiss when I read that the film was rated PG-13. Very few excellent horror films can achieve success without an R rating. But, being the sucker for suspense that I am, I handed over the cash, and sat down with popcorn in hand, pregnant sis by my side.
For the next 87 minutes I followed a documentary crew as they followed Reverend Cotton Marcus. (Patrick Fabian, you may remember him from the HBO series "Big Love" on which he played the role of Ted Price) The good reverend is burned out. Preaching has become a farce, a weekly theatre of "hallelujahs". At one point he makes a bet with the crew that his audience was so distracted that he could insert a recipe for banana bread and no one would notice. No one did. Though he has sworn off of exorcisms all together, he is determined to prove that they are all for show.
Packing up his van, he and the crew journey to the Sweetzer farm, wered he meets Nell, a 16 year old girl who's father is convinced she's possessed. Though the Reverend puts on a great show of it, all the smoke and sound effects can't put the girl at ease. Before you know it, it's obvious that the family's need is genuine. The film reminded me of a lower caliber "Emily Rose" meets "Blair Witch Project". There were one or two spots that will make any viewer jump, and the plot keeps you interested until the end. I was so disappointed. Yes, "The Last Exorcism" has a "That's it?!" ending. I freaking hate that. I paid $12.00 to see a movie that left me sitting for an extra few seconds my overpriced seat wondering what the f#*@ I paid for. If you really have a yearning to see this film, download it, watch it online or wait until it comes out for rental. Don't buy it, and for God's sake, don't pay $12.00 to see it.

Sequels : Best & Worst

99.90% of the time, sequels are a bad idea. Perhaps Hollyweird has officially run out of ideas. Either that or they are so out of touch with the average movie-goer that they haven't quite grasped what we like most: unique & different. So, as the summer of sequels slowly winds down, let's look back at some of the best and the baddest. Name your five favorite sequels, then name the five you wish had never had been made. Here are mine:

Best:
"Aliens" (Alien 2)
"Young Guns 2"
"Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
"Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade"
"Lethal Weapon 4"





Worst:
All "SAW"s after the 1st
"Star Wars" Episodes 1-3
All "Scary Movie"s (no, really, they all sucked as much, if not more than the first)
"The Mummy 3"
"The Godfather 3"

Inception

This is one of the brief and fleeting moments in which I can honestly say,.. yes, the movie lived up to the hype. Coming to us from Christopher Nolan, the man who not only gave us "The Dark Knight" and "Batman Begins", but who also brought us the wondrous mind melting film "Memento". So, naturally, I was intrigued. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio ("Titanic" & "The Departed"), Joseph Gordon-Levitt ("10 Things I Hate About You" & "3rd Rock From the Sun"), Ellen Page ("Juno" & "X-Men: The Last Stand"), and Tom Hardy ("Black Hawk Down" & "Star Trek: Nemesis"), as a group of technologically advanced theives who specialize in dream espionage. When the ultimate heist is offered, Cobb (Leo) jumps at the oppurtunity, bringing in the best of the best to help him acheive his goal. The movie was filled with matrix-style special effects, and multiple layers of conscieousness. You may have to have at least 2 years of college classes under you're belt to be able to follow them all. An intriguing film, though long, it is unforgettable and unique. After the elongated creshendo ending that left you suspicious, I sat for a few minutes as the lights came up, turned to my friend and asked, "Are we in a dream right now?" Good flick. If you haven't seen it yet, shame on you. When it comes out on DVD, pick it up. Keeper.

The A - Team

Mr.T was originally asked to provide a cameo in this remake of the hit television show that aired from 1983-87. Unfortunately, he declined, stating that he would only be part of the film if he could portray his origianl character, Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus. Nope, sorry Mr. T, stick to your 'World of Warcraft' commercials, because Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson did a much better job than you could've. The action scenes alone would have required the 57 year old to be continuously monitored by a physician. Even without the "Rocky III" star, the movie rocked. I was never a fan of the show, but I was somewhat familiar with the plot, but allow me to recap for ya. A ragtag squad of Army rangers brought together by fate, complete missions in their own brilliantly unorthadoxed way. But when a mission goes wrong and they are framed for it's failure, they stop at nothing to clear their names and finish the job.
The actors chosen for the foursome were a credit to their roles. Liam Neeson ("Taken" & "Batman Begins") plays Col. John Hannibal Smith, the man with the plan. Liam has always been a favorite of mine, a sediment recently renewed after his ass-kicking role of Brian Mills, and the brilliant actor portrayed the cigar-smoking leader with ease. Can't wait for the next one Liam.
Bradley Cooper ("Yes Man" & "The Hangover") is the handsome playboy Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck. The colorful and suave actor probaly didn't have to work that hard to get into character. He was sexy suave enough already.
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson 'pitied the fool' way better than Mr. T did, and his balls were constantly being broken by Murdoch, actually Sharlto Copey
("District 9"), just as accurately as they were in the television series.
All in all, an awesome movie. Even if you never watched the series, or even if you were a fan, you'll enjoy this film. Well worth the admission, and the $19.99 when it comes out on DVD. Keeper!

Alice In Wonderland

Tim Burton has rarely left a good taste in my mouth. Though I must admit that there are fleeting moments of intrigue in his works, I still haven't forgiven him for mucking up the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" remake. That being said, I am grateful to Tim for the following : "Beetle Juice" (1988 - starring Michael Keaton & Geena Davis), the original "Batman" (1989 - starring Michael Keaton & Jack Nicholson), and "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" - (2007 - starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter). So, with his current obssessions (Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter) on hand, he released "Alice in Wonderland" in March. It was his most successful film yet, pulling in over 1 billion worldwide, which also makes it, to date, the highest grossing film of 2010. Now, I must be honest here, I did not go and see this movie in the theatres. I had a feeling that it would be best to be patient, and what for the DVD release. It didn't take long. Four months later, it was on the shelves. After brief consideration, I tossed it into my cart. The film wasn't nearly as deplorable as the critics described. But then again, by now, I've learned that if the mainstream media hate a film, chances are I'm gonna like it. Visually, it was stunning. I understand why it was available in 3D. Though it has been a while since I've read the literary version by Lewis Carroll, I do recall tidbits, and the movie touched on all of them save the walrus and the oysters. Johnny Depp did well as the Hatter, though Alice was a little droll, no wait, on second thought, she was perfect. Helena Bonham Carter portrays the red queen wondrously. This film is entertaining, though I don't regret purchasing it, you might. I recommend that you rent or Netflix this film and then decide if you want to spend the cash. Oh, and I also recommend that you fast forward through the first half hour or so, and tune back in when she falls down the rabbit hole. You'll thank me.

The Losers

Who would have thought that from the director of "Stomp the Yard", and the writer of "Friday Night Lights" would come one of the best action movies of the year. Thank you Sylvain White and Peter Berg. "The Losers" is loosely based on a DC Vertigo comic book called "Ante Up", written by Andy Giggle and illustrated by artist Jock. So, naturally it's opening credits is an awesome compilation of the artwork. An elite CIA black ops team takes on a mission to laser a drug facility for destruction when everything goes wrong. Suddenly, the helicopter they were supposed to make their escape on is a flaming heap, and they learn that they have been betrayed. Now considered killed in action, the team bides their time in Burma, unable to return to the states. Suddenly, in walks Aisha, along with the opportunity for revenge. This film is full of stars at their best. The leader of the team is Clay, (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) who you may recall from his role as The Comedian in "Watchmen". A hard but honorable man, the team is his family, and he will do anything to protect them. Clay knows how to get the most out of his squad, and they know that he has a soft spot when it comes to dangerous women. So when he meets Aisha, (Zoe Saldana) who is also known as Neytiri on planet Pandora, he is more than eager to help her achieve her goal. Though the rest of the guys may be hesitant to trust her, Aisha becomes an invaluable and ultimately indispensable part of the mission. Adding his own boyish humor is Jensen, (Chris Evans) who played the human torch in fantastic four and will be seen soon as Captain America. Jensen adds the humor to otherwise serious situations. His quick witted dialogue is superb and brings numerous chuckles in it's wake. Taking up the bad guy role is Max, (Jason Patric) who I will always recall as Lorenzo 'Shakes' Carcaterra in "Sleepers" (see previous post on that exquisite film). Max is a truly evil nemesis in every sense of the word. He cares for nothing and no one, only his own fortune and ambition, and will destroy anyone that stands in his way. Unfortunately for him, this time it's a ragtag team that were supposed to be dead. A non-stop joyride filled with great special effects and snappy dialogue, "The Losers" is a great flick and a good time. Well worth the money.

Please, Mr. Tracy Morgan, stop.

I have nothing against you personally. I'm sure that you are a decent and good man. You had some funny moments on SNL, so I do believe you used to have at least some measure of talent. But I beg you, please stop making films. Never once in your career have you ever played any other role but the ridiculous and ignorant side kick. I honestly believe that when some films call for an african-american character, they choose you for two reasons: you are the cheapest, and you have no shame in accepting roles. I have recently viewed your last two films. "Death at a Funeral" and "Cop Out". They both sucked. Apparently combining Martin Lawrence, Danny Glover, and Chris Rock in an urban remake of a british comedy was a bad idea. You just made it even worse. Even when paired with Bruce Willis, I found you annoying at best. It should be obvious by now that none of the movies you have been in have made any profit. So either the movies are crap, or you are. In any case, you should call it quits. For all of us Tracy, Let it go.

Edge of Darkness

As per usual, the critics were mistaken. "Edge of Darkness" starring Mel Gibson, in his first leading role in eight years, was a good one. We finally have our Mel back. And personally, I missed him. If you are a fan, as I am, you will appreciate this movie. Now, I have to say it, everyone that I spoke to about this film expressed ill feelings for it. They claimed that "he couldn't pull off the accent", that he was "too old for the role". On the contrary, I felt that this role was the accumulation of all his best. From the man (Martin Campbell), who brought us “The mask of Zorro”, “Casino Royale” and soon to bring us “The Green Lantern” (starring Ryan Reynolds by the way), comes the gripping story of Thomas Craven, a Boston homicide detective who watched as his daughter was killed right beside him. Now, it’s time for vengeance, Gibson style. The harder he tries to find his daughter’s killer, the more secrets he reveals. Ending in a spectacular crescendo, this movie reminds you why Mel is one of our top actors. As I grip the dashboard of this wild ride, a few times digging my fingernails in, I am taken through all of the great characters that he has brought to life. The crazed Martin Riggs, the vengeful Porter, the passionate William Wallace, and the noble Lt. Colonel Hal Moore. These characters are only memorable because of Mel Gibson, and I thank him for every one of them, and for his return.

Name Your Top Five Favorite Sports Movies

Name your top five favorite sports movies...

Mine,

Remember The Titans
Rudy
Field of Dreams
Major League
The Blind Side

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" like a good horror film. To celebrate our wondrous mother, my sisters and I took her to a movie, and being the cool mother she is, she let us choose. We selected the newest remake of the classic thriller, "A Nightmare on Elm Street". Director Samuel Bayer brings us a whole new Freddy Krueger, but a surprisingly familiar plot line. In between the numerous and excellent "jump" moments, (sudden mini-heart attacks which my little sis did not enjoy at all), I couldn't help but to notice the little bits of nostalgia. Certain scenes that were mirror images of the original. Allow me, for a moment, to show my age. Remember the original "Nightmare on Elm Street"? I'm sorry to say it kids, but it premiered in 1984. The current remake included numerous throwbacks to the classic; the lead character's name; the ceiling death scene (which should have been bloodier I think); the creepy little girls jumping rope and singing 'One, two, Freddy's coming for you...'; the 'I'm trying to run away but shit, the floor is now goo' scene; the razored hand coming out of the drain in the bathtub scene; the crappy young actors who dream they are in a boiler room and for some unknown reason walk on into the fire. Yea, it's all there. What isn't there, is the dark and clever dialogue that Freddy maintained with his victims, oh, and the fresh twist that Freddy is now not just a child killer, but a child molester. (Creepy) Sorry Jackie Earle Haley(Rorschach, "Watchmen") though I am a fan of your work, the writers (Wesley Strick & Eric Heisserer) didn't pull through for you. Final diagnosis, I enjoyed it, and I think anyone who can recall staying up late after seeing the original will too. Though you might find yourself longing to rent the Wes Craven version. Worth the money to see? Hell ya! Keeper? Na, but close.

Dark horse # 2 - Veronica Guerin

Why would anyone want to kill Veronica Guerin? Well, before I answer that question, allow me to ask you a series of others... Do you remember when reporters had a spine? When they risked their lives, their careers, and even their own families to bring injustice to light? I often wonder, as I'm sure you do, if there are any left. Ireland had one, and this is her tale, and it is worth remembering.
From director Joel Schumacher ("A Time to Kill", & "The Number 23"), "Veronica Guerin" is a tale of absolute courage. In the 1990's, Ireland was a battlefield. Rival crime bosses clashed to control the drug trade. Police were outnumbered and overworked, and society had turned a blind eye to the epidemic that had gripped their children. A wife and a mother, and an avid fan of the Manchester United football team, a reporter who usually sticks to feel-good stories, took up a challenge. Veronica Guerin (Cate Blanchett) alone had the guts to write about the cartels, and for 18 months, she dug, following the story from the addicted adolescents to the heads of the table. In doing so, she became more dangerous to the underground than the police ever could. To this day, if you were to ask any Irish native where they were on June 26, 1996, they will always remember the name, the woman, and the valor. As a result of her bravery, Ireland enacted the Proceeds of Crime Act and the Criminal Assets Bureau Act of 1996, so that assets purchased with money obtained through crime could be seized by the government. This also led to the formation of the Criminal Assets Bureau (CAB). I implore you to not only purchase and/or rent this movie, but also to allow it to transport you back into the world as it used to be, when one could stand against many, and arise triumphant. When being a reporter was not just a job, but a responsibility to right the wrongs, and to speak the words left unspoken. I invite you to re-enter this world with me, and honor those who have given their lives to bring it to light. Keeper? Any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

Hot Tub Time Machine

Alright, I am big enough to admit it: I was wrong. About the movie, that is. At first, the previews didn't really inspire much confidence. So I was surprised to find myself indulging, and actually enjoying "Hot Tub Time Machine". Directed by Steve Pink, the plot is a "Back to the Future" and "The Hangover" merger. John Cusak, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, (Adam, Nick and Lou) are three friends whose lives haven't turned out as well as they dreamed. After Lou's 'accidental' suicide attempt, they decide to return to the last place they felt alive. Unfortuately, the ski resort has seen better days. Liquor and an antique hot tub are the only comfort that awaits them. Thanks to a Russian energy drink and some cryptic advice from Chevy Chase, that hot tub becomes a portal. They are back in the 80's, and young again. Hilarity ensues. Including a scene where Nick calls his then 9 year old wife to grill her about her adultry. Oh, and I can't forget to mention Phil (Crispin Glover), the one-armed hotel concierge. Its good to see Cusak step back into this role. I haven't seen it since "American Sweethearts". If you're out on date night, this is the movie you want to see. Worth the money? Yep.

Repo Men

Set in the near future, "Repo Men" tells the tale of Remy (Jude Law) and his partner Jake (Forest Whitaker), two ex-soldiers turned collection agents for the company known as The Union. The Union specializes in the sale of artificial organs. for a price, you can get a new life. Unfortunately, if you can't make your payments, they can repossess it. It was almost disturbing to see the two characters go about their day, stunning their clients, then opening them up and taking back what is owed them. Leaving the unlucky defaulters dying in a pool of their own blood. How this can be legal I have no idea. The plot turns, however, when Remy suffers an accident and has to be fitted with his own mechanical organ. Suddenly, his heart is no longer in it, literally, and he becomes a mark. Though there are a few bad-ass moments, where Jude Law shows off his buff bod and fighting skills, the movie ends with a predicatable twist, and I felt, an overabundance of amateur surgery. This movie is a rental, definitely not worth $12.50. But possibly worth the $4.99.

DVD - Avatar

"Avatar" comes out for sale this Thursday the 22nd. The release dated seemed a little quick to me. Then I realized that the timing coincided perfectly with the release of the new 3D televisions. It's not gonna work boys, sorry. While I do enjoy the occasional 3D feature, and believe me "Avatar" is the last one I'm gonna see for a while now that they have raised the prices, I'm not about to run out and buy a whole new T.V. If you haven't seen "Avatar" yet, then you have officially run out of excuses. I'm not going to describe the plot as I normally do, because I don't want to ruin it for you if you haven't seen it. If you have, you could never forget it. I plan on buying just a regular copy of the film, not the collector's super-ultra bluray edition. But if you want to spend the extra cash, go for it. There was a lot of talk about the hidden meaning behind the film, and controversy over director James Cameron. I don't pay attention to any of that nonsense. It was an awesome movie. Though I wouldn't describe as the advertisements do "The Greatest Film of All Time", it was well worth the extra money I spent to see it in IMAX 3D. And now, it's going to be well worth the extra money to buy it on DVD. Keeper!

The Bounty Hunter

From the same director that brought us “Hitch” and “Sweet Home Alabama”, comes yet another piece of evidence that proves my current belief; Romantic comedies are dead. Yep, sorry folks, it’s gone. Ladies, I am especially sad to say that those movies that you force your man through have been bad enough lately to make you want to consider an action film. Jennifer Aniston still looks great for a 41 year old, and I have enjoyed some of her movies in the past. And Gerard Butler, well, he had me after “300”. But any at least mildly intelligent person could have guessed this movie from the previews alone. Butler portrays Milo Boyd, an ex-cop turned fugitive finder, who’s more broken up about his recent divorce than he let’s himself realize. Jennifer plays Nicole Hurley, a reporter who let’s her own pursuit of personal success distract her from her commitments to the law. Let the chase begin. Ok, I get it, you both are in a relationship, and you wanted to do a film together. But, being professionals, you must know by now that the combination rarely works. I’ll be honest, Butler’s recent transistion into romantic comedies never really felt right to me anyway, and “The Ugly Truth” brought me some chuckles, but this was bad. Gentlemen, if your girl recommends this one on dinner-and-a-movie night, please recommend another one as harshly as you can get away with. Ladies, if you recommend this, you’re just being mean.

Dark horse #1 - Sleepers

In 1995, Lorenzo Carcaterra wrote "Sleepers", his autobiography. It sold 1.4 million copies, a year later, it was made into a film. "Sleepers" is a movie you have probaly never heard of. Don't feel bad, neither did I. I stumbled across said film in The Bin. You know The Bin, it's the one that's usually next to either the register or the DVD section. There are jewels in there, usually at a very reasonable price, I refer to them as "Darkhorses".

This Darkhorse came into my cart and into my heart, and it will never leave. It premiered in 1996, and to date has grossed over $500 million. But you'd never know it.

"Sleepers" is the true tale of four friends, Tommy Marcano, John Reilly, Lorenzo "Shakes" Carcaterra, and Michael Sullivan. (Joseph Perrino, Brad Renfro, Geoffrey Wigdor, Jonathan Tucker play the young versions of the boys) Growing up in Hell's Kitchen, New York in the 60's, the four friends endure more than you would imagine at home, and more than you could fathom on the streets. Nonetheless, their comradere, along with good friend and Catholic Priest Father Bobby (Robert De Niro), was all they had, and all that would save them. Though the four consider themselves to be impervious in their concrete kingdom, when a prank goes wrong, the friends are sentenced to Wilkinson Home for Boys, a reform school for juvenile offenors. There, is where the horror began, and the main gaurd, Sean Nokes (Kevin Bacon)is the catalyst.

After surviving the hell of reform school, the four friends drift apart, but cold-blooded vengence brings them back together. During the resulting trial, the real truth is exposed, and friendships are tested. (Billy Crudup, Ron Eldard, Jason Patric, and Brad Pitt play the adult boys.) This movie is one that I believe all true movie fans should see at least once. Available on Amazon for as little as $5.99and always present at Best Buy, or on Netflix, this movie is well worth the time, and the money. Definitely a keeper, and a definitely a Darkhorse.

What Are Your Top 5 Favorite War Movies?

This is it, my first poll question. Take the time to think about it. It can be any movie, new or old, foreign or domestic battles, and no, Band of Brothers doesn't count because that's a miniseries. Please post a response. My choices;

Saving Private Ryan
We Were Soldiers
Enemy At The Gates
The Patriot
Braveheart


My Dad's,

Saving Private Ryan
In Harm's Way
Patton
We Were Soldiers
The Green Berets

The Silent Vengence of the "Firefly" Crew-"Castle"

On Monday nights, on ABC at 10pm, the show "Castle" airs. It's currently on it's second season, and has officially been picked up for a third. From creator Andrew W. Marlowe ("End of Days" & "Air Force One"), "Castle" is the story of Richard Castle, a best-selling crime writer who has writers' block. So, he calls in some favors to be allowed to tag along with homicide detective Kate Beckett (Stana Katic) and the NYPD as they solve murders.

Detective Beckett is a brilliant and beautiful cop who didn't initially warm up to Castle, finding him annoying and his slightly sexual anecdotes inappropriate to say the least. She tried all she could to get him out of her hair. But thanks to friends in high places, she's stuck with him. She soon discovers, however, along with her fellow detectives, Javier Esposito (Jon Huertas), and Kevin Ryan (Seamus Dever), that having a consultant who thinks about murder and death as much, if not more, than they do, does come in handy. Eventually, Beckett comes to rely on Castle, and enjoy his corky, boyish wit, perhaps a little too much?

Richard Castle is used to the high life. He enjoys his fame, indulging in lavish parties, beautiful women, and pounding away on his laptop in his high-rise apartment which he shares with his teenage daughter Alexis (Molly C. Quinn) and his ex-starlet mother Martha (Susan Sullivan). At times it seems that Alexis is the most grown up of the bunch. She is a remarkably well grounded teen who Castle chastises, lovingly, for being so goody two shoes. The author has met his match in Beckett, an intelligent and gorgeous woman who he can not charm, and who he can't write without, especially considering the fact that his main character, Nikki Heat, is based on her.

This show is awesome! Even if you've never even heard of it, you can jump right in and learn all the background you need just from the opening credits. Funny, and witty, the dialogue flows between the great characters so smoothly, that you can't help but smile as Castle throws a in a little writers' eccentricity, or as the plot takes it's trademark twist at the end. Just when you think you've got it all figured out...BAM...and it's usually Castle who comes up with the breakthrough.

Now, you're probably asking, what does this have to do with "Firefly"? Well, there was one particular Halloween episode that saw Richard Castle don a costume that only the fans would recognize, and one that made me giddy to see again... it was the wardrobe of Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, the captain of the "Firefly" ship Serenity. He laced up the leather, tied on his sidearm, and stood looking into the mirror, as he began pullin his gun to shoot his reflection over and over, Castle's daughter Alexis walked in...

(Alexis) "What are you suppose to be?"
(Castle, surprised) "I'm a space cowboy."
(Alexis) "Okay, first of all, there were no cows in space. Second of all, didn't you wear that like seven years ago?"
(Castle, putting his gun back in the holster, looks back meekly) "But I like it."

So do I Captain, so do I.

Boondock Saints 2

The sequel to a cult classic came out, and I was so excited to see it; "Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day". I was a HUGE fan of the first movie, and with Troy Duffy back as director, along with the original cast, I felt it was worthy of a viewing. Contrary to most opinions I've heard, the film wasn't horrible, then again it wasn't spectacular either. Most sequels are like that. In fact, I can only think of one instance where the sequel was actually better than the original.

The MacManus family is back after an eight year exhile in Ireland to escape persecution for their bloody rampage of justice. Suddenly, a Catholic priest is killed in a way that sends a clear taunting message to the brothers, and they come back to Boston to clear their names, along the way picking up a new funny sidekick. In the first movie is was Rocco "The Funnyman", in the sequel, it's Romeo "The Mexican". Even though it's been ten years since their last blockbuster, Norman Reedus (Murphy MacManus) and Billy Connelly (Papa MacManus) look great. I wish I could say the same, however, for Sean Patrick Flanery (Conner MacManus). I wish that I could somehow get a hold of some celebrities and let them know what all of their "yes men" never seem to have the balls to say, "YES, I CAN TELL YOU GOT A FACELIFT, AND IT LOOKS AWFUL!!!" It's so blatantly obvious, that it's distracting in some scenes.

The sequel had all the best intentions, reuniting the entire cast, including all the original, somewhat incompetant Boston police officers, (Detectives Greenly, Duffy, and Dolly), along with a new female FBI agent (Julie Benz), taking up the role that Willem Defoe occupied in the original film. Though I thought she did an admirable job as his replacement, I was glad to see Agent Paul Smecker make a cameo appearance to balance her out. The film had a few bad-ass moments, but it just didn't hold me at gunpoint like the first one did. Good for a rental, but not one I would pay $19.99 for.

The Silent Vengence of The "Firefly" Crew

There is a group of actors that has slowly been creeping back into the spotlight. You may know them, you may not. But for those of us who have ever enjoyed a certain prematurely cancelled televison show, these characters have been around for a long while, and are finally getting their just due. But I digress...

Allow me to introduce you..."Firefly" was a FOX show that premiered for only one season. Yea, you heard me right, one season. In 2002, creator Joss Whedon ("Dollhouse","Angel" & "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") read 'The Killer Angels', a novel chronicalling the Battle of Gettysburgh, and a cult classic was born. I would begin to describe it, but I would rather let main character Capt. Malcolm Reynolds do it:

"Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much. The Central Planets, thems formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule; a few idiots tried to fight it, among them myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. She's a transport ship; Firefly class. Got a good crew: fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There's a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they're keepin' a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it, don't much care what it is."

Fox took a chance on a sci-fi show, and to show just how much confidence they had in it, the show was placed on Friday night at 8pm. What is affectionately called the "Friday Night Death Slot", a time that most people are out socializing, not home watching T.V. (Bare in mind, this was before DVR. I KNOW! CAN U IMAGINE?!) So naturally, the show was cancelled after airing only 11 of the filmed 14 episodes. That pissed some people off.

The loyal fans, self-styled "Browncoats", (don't worry, you'll get it when you watch the show) tried to save the show. They took out an ad in Variety magazine, and organized a postcard writing campaign. As a result, the release date of the series DVD set was pushed forward, and while unsuccessful in finding another network to continue the show, the uproar was enough to begin the filming of a motion picture. In 2005, "Serenity" opened, and did not do as well as hoped, never ranking higher than number two at the box office, and making only $40 million worldwide. (The movie rocks too, but we'll save that for another time)

But the fans weren't done yet. They raised over $14,000 to put a copy of the series and film DVD set onto 250 U.S. Navy ships for recreational viewing. Astronaunt Steven Swanson took both DVDs with him on Space Shuttle Atlantis STS-117 in June 2007and left it on the International Space Station, where it still resides.

Convinced yet? "Firefly" is available on amazon used for as low as $16.99. And for some reason, there is always at least one brand new copy of the show and the film on shelves at Best Buy for $29.99. I wonder why that is? It is a spectacular thrill ride, the characters stay with you long after you turn them off. The writing is brilliant, the special effects are award winning, and though I am a fan of the FOX channel, I have to say, they dropped the ball on this one. Bigtime. Watch the show first, and allow yourself adequate time. Because this is one of those shows that will have you saying "Just one more episode..." over and over. Now if, you'll excuse me, I have to go put in disc one. Keeper!

DVD - Sherlock Holmes

"Sherlock Holmes" came out today, and I'm going straight to my local Best Buy to get it, and I suggest you do the same. Spend the $19.99, it's a keeper. The story of the brilliant detective Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) and his faithful yet reluctant partner Dr. Watson (Jude Law). From director Guy Ritchie who brought us "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", we follow along with the dynamic duo as they look for clues to the whereabouts of Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong). Downey is a brilliiant actor, and now that he's clean we are finally getting him back. He was perfect for this role, capturing the Holmes mind with ease. Sometimes you almost can't keep up with his logic. And I although I can't say that I remember the Sherlock Holmes that I read about in high school boxing for profit, the film was wondorous. The film ended with the shadowy, anticipated appearance of the detective's arch enemy, Professor Moriarti, leaving you certain the sequel is in the works, and I can't wait to see it.

Are you kidding me?

Apparently making money isn't the first goal of some production companies. Production has begun on "Ghost Rider 2". Are you kidding me? The first one, starring Nicholas Cage, was a complete and total disaster. It's one of the many movies that he has done that really make me wonder what goes through his head when he picks which roles to take. Honestly, I think he flips a coin. His choices seem to be about 50 / 50 anyway. He makes a good film, then a bad one. Flip, "National Treasure". Flip, "Bangkok Dangerous". Flip, "Knowing". Flip, "Lord of War". Flip, "The Wicker Man". See a pattern? I know I do. So next time you see an advertisement for a new Nicholas Cage movie, find a coin.

For Fans

For those lucky fans who follow the show "FlashForward" on ABC, I have to ask a question, was it just me or did the two hour season premiere freaking rock? For those who are not following the show, don't worry, you're only a season behind, you can catch up. During it's break from my DVR list, I had forgotten it's brilliance. The premiere answered nearly every question I had from the last season. I admire the zeal of creators Brannon Braga (24 & Star Trek TNG), and David S. Goyer (Blade Trinity & Ghost Rider), airing a 1st episode that could have easily been the last one of the season. "FlashForward" is a present day thrill ride that follows a cast of characters that have survived a global blackout for three minutes. After surviving the resulting chaos, each character has to deal with what they saw during the loss of consciousness in their own way. What they saw was a glimpse into the future. There really is no central character, you are constantly thrown around from tale to tale and marveling at how everything is connected. Badass show. Check it out.

DVD - The Blind Side

"The Blind Side" came out today. Hands down, the best role of Sandra Bullocks' career, and I believe, the real best picture of the year. Also starring Tim McGraw, (yes, the country music singer) this film is one of those rare gems that simply retells a true story of courage and love and kindness. From director John Lee Hancock, the same man who brought us "The Rookie", comes the tale of Big Mike, NFL strong side tackle Michael Oher, played by Quinton Aaron. A young man who has a great gift, and all he needs is someone to believe in him and nurture it. That someone turns out to be the Tuohy family, with good ol' Sandra as the matriarch. Even when up against the spurns of their friends, and the harsh reality that lies just on the other side of the tracks, this family proves that hope, faith, and charity still exist, and they can still make a difference, and they do. Worth the $19.99? Hell ya!

DVR

"Justified" premiered this week on FX. After watching the first episode,I can safely say that I am hooked. Timothy Olyphant portrays Deputy U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens. You may remmeber Tim from his previous character of Sherrif Seth Bullock of "Deadwood" an awesome show that of course, ended well before its time. Marshall Givens is sent back to his hometown because his no nonsense, "you draw and I'll drop you" attitude, has gotten him into trouble in Florida. So now he's back, and battling the neo-nazi troublemakers in Kentucky. The man wears the badge and his cowboy hat very well. Tuesdays on FX, set your DVR.

HBO's "The Pacific" premiered this past Sunday, after a mirage of advertisements. In most cases, I feel that the more hype a program puts out, the worse it actually is. After watching the first episode, I have to admit that I am not blown away. "Band of Brothers" was one of my favorite HBO miniseries, and it grabbed you right from the first minute and pulled you into its world. You felt you were there, suffering with the cast through battles and boot camp. I expected this level of brilliance. Giving "The Pacific" the benifit of the doubt, after all it was only the first episode, I recommend continued DVR status, hopefully it will live up to the hype.

“Spartacus’ is still holding strong. It airs Fridays on STARZ and ENCORE. And though it’s star Andy Whitfieldrecently had a trip to the E.R., he is recovering enough that a second season is now virtually guaranteed. For those of us who became enraptured with ROME, we know what to expect. For those who weren’t- brace yourself. Nudity-the full frontal kind-abounds in this series. But once you accept that, you find yourself immersed in a world of literal Sadam & Gamora. A hybrid of “300” and “Rome”, except with more breasts. Personally, this show had me at loincloth.

Returning this week for those of you who like me are shamefully hooked, "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E Sunday, "V" on ABC Tuesday, "Destination Truth" (mmm.. Josh Gates), and last but never least, "South Park" on Comedy central on Wednesday. Set your DVRs, and enjoy the goodness!

AT THE MOVIES

First and foremost, allow me to say that my favorite theatre, my only theatre, is AMC Tustin 14 at the District. An excellent theatre, new enough to be modern in decoration and scenery, and old enough that the comfortable seats give just enough when you fall into their cushy depths. I highly recommend it. For those on a budget, there is always the dollar theatre in Woodbridge, where the price is right, but you definitely get what you pay for: sticky floors, and musty smelling seats, and "interesting" fellow moviegoers. However, "The Blind Side", "Sherlock Holmes" and "The Princess and the Frog" are playing there, so find a buck, and head


Opening this weekend is "Repo Men" starring Jude Law and Forest Whitaker. Directed by Miguel Sapochnik, this film is a futuristic, sadistic look at organ purchasing. In a world where anything can be yours for a price, (even body parts) the company known as "The Union" can save your life, and if you fall behind on payments, can take it back as well. This movie feels like a winner.

For those who are looking for a date movie, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler's "The Bounty Hunter" opens this weekend. It will be interesting to see how the couple interacts on the screen together, knowing that they were a couple off the screen as well. Brought to us by Andy Tennant, the man who brought us "Hitch" and "Ever After", Butler portrays a bounty hunter who is charged with bringing in his ex, and obvious problems arise. I am always hesitant when it comes to romcoms (Romantic Comedies), because I can't help but feel that every plot line has been done and redone, what could be left? It may have a chance, but this is one that I will wait and rent.

DVDs

Still holding the #1 spot this week for DVD sales is Bruce Willis’ “Surrogates”. If you haven’t seen it yet, I recommend you rent it. Once you do, you will want to buy. Oh to heck with it, just buy it. Bruce Willis, the future, robots, crime and technology. Good flick, excellent special effects, solid plot, and who can resist Bruce? The director, Jonathan Mostow, has brought us the previous pleasures of “U571” and “Terminator 3-Rise of the Machines”. And, is slated to bring us a remake of …you’ll never guess this… “Swiss Family Robinson”! Due out in 2012. Ya, remember the ride at Disneyland?
Hold on to your hats guys & dolls… “Twilight – New Moon” comes out this Saturday the 20th. Hype for this release it so big that Best Buy has organized release parties for it! I myself am looking forward to purchasing it. Even if you’ve never read the books, or if you just have a significant other who is seemingly obsessed, this film is well worth your time. Take the first movie, add werewolves, some suicidal tendencies, and a recently transformed Taylor Lautner, and you’ve got a winner. Worth the $19.99? Ab-sofreakinlutely!